"I know you're angry which is understandable. But I want you to know that I don't have a hand in this". I wanted to cut in, but I couldn't look into her face after the smile I saw the other time. If I won't implicate myself here, I must control the left side of my brain o. "Maybe I should have changed my Facebook password since I lost my phone. The person must have logged in through my phone, but what still baffles me is what the person is aiming at? What does he want to gain from troubling us this much?"
I swallowed saliva. Did she say us? Her voice was so different from the one I had been hearing since morning. It was so soothing that it melted my heart. The anger I was forming evaporated and sweat started gathering on my nose. Then she continued "I'm sorry for all I said in the morning. I won't sue your ass, she chuckled". I wanted to steal a look at the chuckling face, but I knew she would notice, so I kept my straight face.
Then she stood up and went towards a calendar. She walked elegantly. The confidence she exhumes almost suffocated me. Mheeen, this is a woman! She suddenly turned back and caught me stealing glances again. She smiled. Lanre what is wrong with you. Concentrate on being angry! "I don't even know your name", she chuckled again. I kept quiet. After some seconds, she asked "Won't you say anything?" I gathered my breathe and replied quietly "What do you want me to say? My parents think I'm getting married in 2 weeks. My friends feel betrayed. What do you want me to say?"
"It will all be resolved, trust me". "Trust you? I don't know you" "My name is Tolu." She moved towards me and offered a handshake. I wanted to grab the hand, but I didn't. "Is this part of the set up?" "I didn't set you up. I'm just trying to have fair conversation with you". "This conversation is not fair. Nothing is fair here until I know what is happening". I stood up and left the office. Holy Ghost, help me now. Why was I sweating in an air conditioned room?
Where is Pastor sef. I walked back to the auditorium and I saw pastor, the media head and this very usher again. I couldn't hear their discussion, but I knew it must be about this same mysterious Facebook post. I had stood at the door for a while when Tolu came in too. The expression on her face changed immediately she saw that Pastor was with the media head and the usher. "Joyce?" She started walking very fast towards them. I followed her.
Who is Joyce? It must be the usher. She has started doing busybody again. Tolu was visibly angry. "Pastor, what is Joyce doing here?" "This is the house of God. All His children are welcome." Joyce couldn't look up. "Well, we found out that the picture was uploaded through an iPhone and I could remember that you and Joyce were very close till two weeks ago when you had a fight and I know Joyce has an iPhone.
I interrogated her and she has confessed that she did the picture through Photoshop and uploaded it. She said you once told her your Facebook password when you were still friends. And she used Bro Lanre's picture because she has been trying to get his attention, but he is always too serious in church. Now, I want two of you to go back to my office and wait for me. I want to discuss with Joyce alone."
The lion I saw in Tolu before the service had returned. I'm glad it's not directed towards me this time sha. I quietly followed her back to the pastor's office. She couldn't sit. She fumed as she paced up and down. Now, it's my turn to try to start a conversation. "Calm down. At least, now we know what happened." She didn't even look at my side.
I scratched my head. What else can I say o. Okay, let's try this: "You need to change all your passwords." I switched on my data and offered her my phone. She collected it and sat beside me. Her perfume filled the air around me. I took a deep breathe. A very deep one.
When she finished, I apologized for all I had said. Then, she smiled. That same smile. I froze. Her voice jerked me back to life- "Bro Lanre, you're no longer stealing glances at me, you're now staring. There is a babe waiting for you upstairs". "Is someone jealous?" She smiled again. Dear LORD, where is pastor?
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